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iguanamouth:

"what are your plans for the future" *shrugs so hard that my arms detach at the shoulders and i am no longer asked any questions that arent about my missing limbs*


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bnaz:

WHY IS IT SO IMPORTANT TO ME FOR TWO FICTIONAL CHARACTERS TO KISS

WHAT WENT WRONG IN MY LIFE I DON’T UNDERSTAND


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nuditea:

got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”


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teenscoolest:

date me please and i’ll promote you


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deodrant:

tumblr kinda forces u to get educated on things bc otherwise u wont be able to participate in or understand dash topics


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  • men: women who wear makeup are just lying to us
  • men: it's 8 inches

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rococoh:

i love car rides so much that i actually get disappointed when we reach our destination


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cokeflow:

It’s not gay to wanna know what your friends’ cocks look like


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heliolisk:

heliolisk:

so many potatoes in the world are waiting for me to eat them

the more notes this gets the more powerful potatoes become resulting in a more powerful ME


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floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”


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blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.


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ostracizedpoodle:

you’re not as hot as you made your sim to be


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espimytroyler:

probably the whole fandom right now 

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i cant even right now


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